The Champagne Diet: A January "Wine-Down"

Forget the juice cleanses and the kale smoothies. We are subscribing to the only January regimen that actually makes sense: The Champagne Diet.

Join us a week into the new year for the ultimate "wine-down." We are keeping the holiday spirit on life support with a seated tasting of 6 exceptional Champagnes that exemplify the differences between Grand Cru and Grower, Vintage and NV, and Blanc de Blancs,the perfect antidote to the sudden onset of reality.

This isn’t about celebrating the New Year; it’s about surviving the current one. We will be exploring the "Best Wine’d Up" of the season, a curated selection of bubbles designed to help you transition from "festive chaos" to "functioning adult" without going cold turkey.

The "Resolution" Menu:

• The Low-Calorie Myth: (It’s basically air and grapes, right?)
• The Vitamin C(hampagne): Bright, citrusy Blanc de Blancs to cure the winter blues.
• The Heavy Lifting: Rich, vintage powerhouses to help you carry the burden of your actual resolutions.

Come for the "health benefits," stay for the buzz. Let’s wind up the holidays the only way we know how: glass in hand.

(we arent suggesting that there are real health benefits, it's all for humour)